springfield elon
“d’oh! i just launched a rocket into a taco bell.”
dark elon
“i don’t want to run companies. i want to haunt your dreams.”
cursed elon
“i'm 51 and still beefing with AI. what’s your excuse?”
jojo elon
“this isn’t crypto. this is za warudo!”
emoji elon
laughs in jpeg / cries in dogecoin
flintstone elon
“i built a tesla with stone wheels. it runs on hope.”
fairy elon
“wish #1: wifi on mars. wish #2: also more snacks.”
rickelon
“morty, i put neuralink into a burrito. it’s thinking.”
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